How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?

Obviously the answer is simple he would chuck all of it! And in response to the guy who asked how much wood could chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood that's ridiculous!! Because all of the blood currently on Earth has already been checked by Chuck Norris before chuck chucked wood. Dumbass.

ALL OF IT! duh! That's the answer to: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?

by anonymous December 13, 2017

chuck norris

Chuck Norris is allegedly the only man to ever beat Bruce Lee. Lee later Admitted to this fact

Shit dude Chuck Norris beat Bruce Lee
*random person runs and hides*

by RobScheflo January 9, 2008

Chuck Norris

A badass

Chuck Norris the reason there is a shadow behind you.

by MY NAME IS JEFF April 27, 2015

Chuck Norris

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Urban Dictionary won't search for Chuck Norris because it know that you don't find him; he finds you. Run before he finds you.

by Anonymous December 17, 2014

chuck norris

there os no discription for him. Just read a book

chuck norris is unbelivebel

by roro1602 January 2, 2017

the young chuck norris

when a man farts into a large bowl of cereal and then puts his dick into it, slowely so that the bowl slowely overflows then he punches a bitch in the face and makes her eat his concocktion. This can result in dominance of anyone in range

dude you totally gave her the young chuck norris

by the money maker is in my pants October 20, 2010

Chuck Norris

An absolute god. One of the most powerful forces of all time.

Damn that was a powerful roundhouse kick must be Chuck Norris. Bow before Chuck Norris

by IamNico November 23, 2021