Chris 

Has a thing for girls named Madelyn or boys named Adam. If your name is Madyson do not ask him out or automatic rejection will come upon you. He tells the lamest jokes and doesn't like dates, although, he thoroughly enjoys spaghetti. If Madyson were to take him out for spaghetti he would be grateful, but he still would not date her. But, if Madelyn or Adam were to take him out for spaghetti he would thank them profusely and then they'd have a good time.

Person 1: Madelyn, who is your new bf?
Person 2: Chris. I took him out for spaghetti and our relationship just blossomed from there.

Chris by 99000crime_hotdogs May 15, 2016

Chris 

A self centered egotistical, narcissistic asshole.

Hey man,don't start being like your brother Chris.

That guy Chris,sure is a self centered egotistical narcissistic asshole.

Chris by Con Artist July 27, 2016

Chris 

Chris is the most narcissistic ass wipe you will ever meet. Do not believe a word that comes out of his mouth because he tells a different story to everyone he meets. Be careful with what he makes you think because he will paint you a picture of what he wants you to see. He is a manipulative lying cunt and hopefully if you meet him you can see through his lies and do not fall into his trap. Side note he’s a shit root and has a pencil thin dick. If you can call him out on his bullshit he will make you think you’re insane and that it’s your fault when really it’s not. He’s cares about himself and himself and himself. When you pull him up on his bullshit he will spin some more shit. He likes to bounce from girl to girl and back again and lie straight to your face. He pretends to care but he really doesn’t and just wants you to think he does. Anyway I’ve wasted enough of my thoughts on him. Good luck if you get caught up with him, you’ll see him for what he really is eventually. Also he has puffy nipples.

Chris is a cunt.

Don’t believe anything Chris says.

Chris by Cuntlordinstagram May 10, 2019

Chris 

A guy who still prefers/dates high school girls when he's in college.

1: "Dude, I swear he's been to prom four years in a row, he's a total Chris."

2: "That one college guy won't leave me alone. I'm pretty sure he's just another Chris."

3: "That guy is a Chris; he keeps bringing all these high school girls to his dorm room."

Chris by batmannnnnnn March 1, 2010

Chris 

Chris is a man of few words. He doesn't exactly say the right things at the right time, but oddly enough, he still provides some level of comfort. If you don't want to be in a relationship that requires much thinking, go be with a Chris. He has a sweet character and is artistic, but is often lazy with everything he does. He expects his significant other to do everything. He will hurt loved ones & act like he never did wrong. A Chris is extremely hardheaded. He is not very color-coordinated and will walk out of the house wearing whatever. His friends are lowlife dibshits. He smells good though, and has pretty green eyes. That's a plus, I guess.

Ariana: "Who the hell is that plaid mess smoking a cigarette on the corner?"
Alyssa: *Sighs* That's my boyfriend.. a Chris.

Chris by getbentinthebr0nx December 26, 2011

Chris 

(CONT.) You can talk about anything to a Chris. However, never get into an argument with one because they always think they win, when clearly they're LOSING. Also, make sure you send him lots of videos of cats because he will laugh. And one day he will own a cat but it's gonna be a stupid cat! They seem to think that there is a word that rhymes with orange when there isn't. They don't think they're the awesomest which is just PLAIN WRONG.

NYAN CAT DUBSTEP?! Man, I gotta show chris!

Chris by Italians Rule June 21, 2012

Chris 

A man who loves his guns and busch light. He likes to ride on his prowler and cause trouble. He likes to party with his uncle. He has a good sense of humor.

Chris goes to party with his uncle on the weekends

Chris by kayyyna April 14, 2013