Chris

Chris is a man of few words. He doesn't exactly say the right things at the right time, but oddly enough, he still provides some level of comfort. If you don't want to be in a relationship that requires much thinking, go be with a Chris. He has a sweet character and is artistic, but is often lazy with everything he does. He expects his significant other to do everything. He will hurt loved ones & act like he never did wrong. A Chris is extremely hardheaded. He is not very color-coordinated and will walk out of the house wearing whatever. His friends are lowlife dibshits. He smells good though, and has pretty green eyes. That's a plus, I guess.

Ariana: "Who the hell is that plaid mess smoking a cigarette on the corner?"
Alyssa: *Sighs* That's my boyfriend.. a Chris.

by getbentinthebr0nx December 19, 2011