Cheeto fast

The antithesis of cheetah fast...it means slow ,as in couch potato slow...

Everyone in the office knew if they asked Craig to work on a project it would be done Cheeto fast.

by sheila in the car July 18, 2013

Crip cheeto

Crip Cheeto is a blue Cheeto commonly used by very thic nigs a crip Cheeto gets all the pussy and doesn’t fuck with bloods

Bill: Aye you seen crip Cheeto yet he gettin all the pussy
Goose: Yeah man crip Cheeto don’t give no fucks

Steve: Ye

by Logan Paul sucks April 21, 2021

Cheeto

A cheesy, crunchy, delicious food. A piece of fried...stuff covered in cheese powder. It's a great movie snack. MMMmm... yummy.

"Hey Sharon! Want some cheetos?"
"YEES GIMME!"

by an_absolute_idiot September 1, 2020

Cheeto

(not to be confused with the chip) Pounding someone in the fingers so hard that they look like cheetles (layer of cheeto dust on a finger)

I accidently gave myself a Cheeto

by Omar13 May 4, 2025

Cheeto Puff Pipe

Using a consenting Minion from Despicable Me as a fleshlight.

"Works been busy lately" "Yeah I need a Cheeto Puff Pipe!"

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

Cheetos

Cheetos are the flavored snack Cheetos but can also refer to the male penis

Such a a small Cheeto would be a man with a small penis

That boy has a Cheeto

Yeh that Cheetos so small jeez he ain’t gonna get laid 😂

Mans got a Cheeto hahaha

by AnalExploder64 November 10, 2019

Haunted Cheeto

The most valuable person on Discord.

Haunted Cheeto, please don't make Hooty's Desire part 5.

by CheetoQuartz October 12, 2020