candy ass week

The week after Halloween where you have so much candy you have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for a week.

We're gonna have ourselves a candy ass week.

by redwngsrul November 2, 2009

candy bar

a Shit Covered Dick.
When you are having anal sex and you are going to cum and you pull out your shit covered dick and put in their mouth. They suck you off the rest of the way eating the the shit and cum.

"Last night I fed her the candybar"
"It was so dark she didn't even realize she was gonna eat the candy bar"

by Phucker January 17, 2007

candy ass

some one that doesnt take any risk in life.

hey jake stop being a candy ass and lets go out tonight.

by j diddle April 30, 2011

candy corn

Use when you want be mysterious

Person1: Hey, what's Up?
Person2: Candy corn..... (then walk away)

by spacepanda625 April 1, 2011

candy pants

A GUY that is so sweet it makes girls want to eat his pants

damn candy pants i just want to take your sweet ass home and munch on your sweet ass!!! ;-)

by Freaque nique April 14, 2009

candy mary

A combination of a candy ass and a sissy mary.

Stop fucking crying, already. No one cares that your girlfriend dumped you. Man up, you candy mary!

by Tits July 29, 2006

Candy Mouth

That sour, filmy taste-feel in your mouth after eating too much candy.

I've had a pouch of Swedish fish, a box of Nerds, a jug of gummy worms and a foot of Airheads...now I gots me the candy mouth!

by Jahab November 11, 2010