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Canadian farewell

When someone commits suicide or suffers from a terminal illness, but arranges all of their affairs beforehand in order to be less burdensome for their loved ones or next of kin to deal with after they pass. Widely considered the most polite way possible to pull a gamer move.
I heard his mom left him a Canadian farewell by selling all of her belongings beforehand, so the only things he had to deal with were the cleaning crew and burial fees. That's what's up.
by WendyWuessten January 25, 2022
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Canadian whisper

The Canadian whisper is when you tell a girl you've worn a condom, and at the last moment whisper "sorry".
"dude, I totally gave my girl a Canadian whisper last night, she was not happy."
by Serisin December 12, 2017
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canadian rash

Post-shaving rash on testicles caused by cold wind and harsh Canadian winter weather.
Tom got ready for a hot night with his girlfriend and decided to shave accordingly. Unfortunately he did not check the weather and got a Canadian rash on his way there. Tom could not deliver the goods.
by Mnao January 13, 2016
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Canadian Carpool

Performing a threesome in a canoe, preferably while wearing Canadian tuxedos.
That was a great Canadian Carpool we had yesterday. Let's get some Tim Horton's.
by Gabemoto April 14, 2014
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canadian sundae

when you take a dump and also find semen in the toilet
I went to clean the bathroom stalls and some nasty motherfucker left a canadian sundae in the toilet
by pd9000 December 3, 2017
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Canadian rage

A super nice or quiet person who is usually very forgo ice and sweet, but is hell when angered and ends up vocalizing all their opinions and true feelings all at once
Person one: dude, what happened with Becky last night?

Person two: We got Into a fight and I guess I insulted her because she got really angry and threw a book at me.

Person one: I told you she had Canadian rage.
by Lunar_potatoes778 October 28, 2015
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canadian mudpie

The act of two females shitting inside each other’s asses and then proceeding to complement each other.
Bro, these two girls did a Canadian mudpie in front of me last night!
by Children’s Place magazine December 9, 2017
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