I bought a Lund for $5,000 last week to go bass fishing on lake Kalamaka. Great price even though it's just a simple, bare boned, sardine can, with not a lot of passenger accommodation. Your ass will hurt after 5 minutes of resting on the wooden bench.
by sillybritches May 24, 2014
A beverage can that has been open for days and may or may not have a bug in it. You can't see into the can to get a clear answer, therefore the can simultaneously does and doesn't have a bug in it until you pour out the whole thing and see for yourself.
"I wouldn't drink that, man. It's been out for a while. It's a real Schrödinger's can at this point."
by BoredCollegeKid December 28, 2015
Canned Coochie is Cheap Coochie also Just Coochie in a Can.
ALL LESBIANS ARE SWEATING ;)))))))))))) DRIP DRIP WET WET
ALL LESBIANS ARE SWEATING ;)))))))))))) DRIP DRIP WET WET
by Hannahpleaseloveme June 10, 2019
by Trumphater— September 22, 2019
He is the stupidest guy you'll ever meet. He's funny and disciplined, especially when it comes to the gym. He slacks sometimes and is almost always nonchalant about everything. He cares... but only if you matter to him :) He also lacks functioning brain cells but manages to pull the baddest bitch in the planet. His girlfriend is so beautiful and smart that she carries the brain cells for both of them in the relationship. In exchange for her good qualities, he showers her with unconditional love and affection (and yummy kisses too).
Can Fu is daddy <3
by lilpengting February 07, 2023
an excessively powerful gun that has no real hunting purpose is often justified by being called a can shooter.
"what in the world are you gonna use that m-4 with a hundred round drum for?"
"well it's a can shooter obviously!!"
"wtf?"
"Afri-cans, Mexi-cans, Puerto ri-cans!!"
"stupid racist mall ninja"
"well it's a can shooter obviously!!"
"wtf?"
"Afri-cans, Mexi-cans, Puerto ri-cans!!"
"stupid racist mall ninja"
by g3 4 me May 08, 2010
by fuckanasspls April 10, 2015