The nonsensical errands you send your parents on when you need to get alone time at home to masturbate.
"Hey Dad, I need you to run to the store and get me some deodorant and some CD-Rs, also I think we need butter."
"Alright I'll be back in a bit."
Later, cock in hand:
"Ugh, yes, totally just sent Dad on a butter hunt. Ooh..."
"Alright I'll be back in a bit."
Later, cock in hand:
"Ugh, yes, totally just sent Dad on a butter hunt. Ooh..."
by bagelsFOAD December 25, 2016
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A descriptive saying a Gen-Zer would say when they see a picture of something or a person they really like.
A descriptive saying a Gen-Zer would say when they see a picture of something or a person they really like.
Wow! That picture is some serious shutter butter.
Oh! That's a nice photo, it's pure shutter butter.
That pic is hella smooth, I can't believe it's not shutter butter ;)
That's some serious shutter butter you captured right there.
Oh! That's a nice photo, it's pure shutter butter.
That pic is hella smooth, I can't believe it's not shutter butter ;)
That's some serious shutter butter you captured right there.
by Camera_Joy February 10, 2023
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A) A melted GI Joe figurine
B) Jabba the Hutt in a sauna
C) The sweaty lovechild of Herman Munster and Grimace
D) All of the above
A) A melted GI Joe figurine
B) Jabba the Hutt in a sauna
C) The sweaty lovechild of Herman Munster and Grimace
D) All of the above
by GRANDPASTOECHEESE April 20, 2018
Get the Butter Imp mug.Toilet Butter is made when you piss and shit in a toilet and leave it sitting there so it turns a nasty yellow-orangish looking color, and can sometimes develop a slimy texture.
by fifthdiamonds September 2, 2018
Get the Toilet Butter mug.When the captain of a sailing vessel takes his peg leg and shoves it in his first mate's buttle, what oozes out is called Captain's butter. Sometimes used in seafood dishes.
by Cap'n Munch August 12, 2017
Get the captain's butter mug.A phrase describing the totality of terrain that a skier descends on in the mountains, including steepness, snow quality, and obstacles. It is typically described as having "too much" or "not enough." See shred bread for similar phrase.
That backcountry ski line with cliffs, breakable crust, and dense trees had a lot of gnar butter. Let's spread some gnar butter on the shred bread.
by the_reverend_69 January 6, 2019
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by Pickles McSimpson January 14, 2013
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