Butter Badge

An extremely moist asshole. May be caused by sweat, other bodily fluids, swamp ass, a shart, a poor wipe job or general uncleanliness.

I need to go Re-wipe. I got a butter badge.

I got her so wet it dribbled down her taint and made a tasty little butter badge.

Tommy broholed me last night and I ended up with a butter badge.

I tried to squeeze on off in class but I ended up with a shart. I had to sit there till class was out with a butter badge.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

Toilet Butter

Toilet Butter is made when you piss and shit in a toilet and leave it sitting there so it turns a nasty yellow-orangish looking color, and can sometimes develop a slimy texture.

"Jessica showed me her toilet butter yesterday. It was fucking disgusting!"

by fifthdiamonds September 2, 2018

Butter Imp

Someone who looks like...
A) A melted GI Joe figurine
B) Jabba the Hutt in a sauna
C) The sweaty lovechild of Herman Munster and Grimace
D) All of the above

Ted Cruz is probably my favorite butter imp.

by GRANDPASTOECHEESE April 20, 2018

Fap Butter

(See fap.) AKA Vaseline. Every good fap needs some quality fap butter.

Tim: Man, I wanted to fap tonight but I ran out of fap butter. I sent my mom out to the store to go get some.

by Pickles McSimpson January 14, 2013

captain's butter

When the captain of a sailing vessel takes his peg leg and shoves it in his first mate's buttle, what oozes out is called Captain's butter. Sometimes used in seafood dishes.

Hold the Captain's Butter please.

by Cap'n Munch August 12, 2017

Crumb butter

The reminance of unused butter that has been scaped off the knife and resides on the rim of the butter tub

Me: We've run out of butter
Gf: Have you used the crumb butter?
Me: No, im not homeless

by Jizmnasium April 23, 2017

Butter Popsicle

1. The sloppiest, saltiest, most savory dome known to man.
2. A beegizzle

"The Ice cream man fell to his knees when I demanded a Butter Popsicle "

"Yo dude, Courtney just gave me the craziest Butter Popsicle I have ever been given under the summer sun."

by Thegreatblumpkin6969 May 20, 2016