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Birth Control Casuality

A woman who is physically "inflated" from the usage of birth control. Unfortunately all of the negative symptoms (weight gain, larger breasts, blood clots, etc.) have affected her, unlike some women who may not experience some or all the symptoms. The woman will appear chubbier or fatter than ever with a round or apple-shaped figure, her breasts are plump but sagging from tenderness, and she has a muffin top; however, on the bright side, her skin is radiantly clear.

A birth control casuality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant. Poor things.

Eva was mad after taking birth control for two years. She is shaped like a pear, her love handles seem to flop over her pants, her arms are flabby and what little boobs are left seem to scrape the floor. However, her acne has disappeared. Poor girl is a Birth Control Casuality . Oh well, once again at least her skin's cleared up.
by tbd80 November 18, 2010
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Birthday Shit

Birthday Shit: The feeling of not feeling at all important the day after your birthday which was filled with Happy Birthdays and other nice greetings.
Dude 1: Yo Dude 2, what's wrong with Dude 3? He's been pompous all day and now he's gloomy as fuck!

Dude 2: Oh Dude 3? He's Experiencing the Birthday Shit.
by Mr. Fantasm March 4, 2012
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birthday boobs

A grand old tradition in which a female will take a picture of her titties and send it to a spouse/boyfriend/fuckbuddy/celebrity/or just a lucky random person if it is their birthday. "Happy birthday" may or may not be written across the hills.
"Hey what did Sarah give you for your birthday?"
"I'll show you"
"YOU GOT BIRTHDAY BOOBS?! Damn you are lucky and she is a keeper. Dynamite nips by the way."
by goldstaylives November 12, 2013
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birthday asshole

Someone who is acting very selfish or self important on their birthday, because it is their birthday.
Trevor is being a Birthday Asshole because he will not let anyone else select a song to listen to, because it is "his birthday".
by brands0220 February 22, 2014
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birthday nice

what harry styles says when he's toasted
@Harry_Styles: Thank you for all the birthday nice. You're all wonderful, and I love you. H
by livesott February 1, 2019
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bertholimule

33 Grown ass niggas who live with there moms and masturebate to anime and live rent free.
My grandma's name is Bertholimule.
So is your Bitch.
by Mr.Dingo¯\_(ツ)_/¯ November 4, 2020
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Giving birth-day

When a mother wants some recognition for giving birth to her child on their subsequent Birthdays.
Wife: I deserve a present because it's my giving birth-day.
Happy Giving Birth-day.
by Mummybee February 14, 2010
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