PH balance

The scale from 1-100 on how awesome something is

That is 70 PH balance

by Kli'ik October 11, 2007

baland

A generally nice person who cares about people around him, he has great intentions and he is in love with faisal they should tie there dicks together and get married.. also he has a large penis

Wow ur such a Baland

by Xander-sama February 22, 2017

p.h. balance

short for potential hipster balance or hipster potential.
when a male or female has some signs of emerging into a full blown hipster but they are in the transitional stage.

Dang, johnnys p.h. balance is going up so much, he will be a such a naughty boy hipster in like a couple months.

by rpgizz September 10, 2007

Blanch Three-Way

Where you get shot down by two members of the opposite sex (or or the same gender if that is how you swing) at once.

He thought he was going to score with two girls at once. But they pulled a Blanch Three-Way on him and dumped his sorry ass.

by STSM of the RCMB September 1, 2009

Belanger

A mean person who will lick any chicks pussy not even knowing them. A guy who doesnt know what love is and will dump any chick who doent give him a hand/blow job in the first week in a relationships. mostly a bitch but can be a totall hottie. usally long hair but is a mean person.

Girl: wow look at Belanger over there he touched my (pussy) and tits on the first date then dumped me the day after!
Boy: why would any guy wanna be like him he seems like a (asshole).
Girl: i know what a (cunt)!!

by Skrillexchick!@# December 27, 2011

Balanced breakfast

when you are doing a girl, and before you finish, you cum in one eye, shit in the other, and dunk your balls in her mouth like eggs.

i gave her a Balanced breakfast in bed

by balancedbreakfastlover_2 May 10, 2008

blanco

One who knows every word in the dictionary.

Maybe Billy can help me with my English paper since he is a blanco.

by SpeedyDemon October 4, 2006