Jim; Hey dude, did you hear about Jillian?
Alex; No, what man?
Jim; She has dense breast.
Alex; Damn man, that sucks.
Jim; Well, I'd still tap that
Alex; No, what man?
Jim; She has dense breast.
Alex; Damn man, that sucks.
Jim; Well, I'd still tap that
by DankNutella September 28, 2016
1) A big girl
2) A swamp donkey w/ large diary pillows who's down to screw at the drop of a hat. Usually revolting in appearance.
3) Horny ass fat chick
2) A swamp donkey w/ large diary pillows who's down to screw at the drop of a hat. Usually revolting in appearance.
3) Horny ass fat chick
Don't do it Colin! I don't care how smashed you are, that big breasted belly thrasher will hurt you....
by Samhain_Knight September 03, 2004
An absolute bacchanalian festival of titty. In plain English, an orgy, though it could perhaps also apply to a particularly raucous party. Of course a play on the phrase "Bed 'n' Breakfast".
person 1: were yall up super late partying after i left?
person 2: duuude yes it turned into a total bed 'n' breast fest, you missed out
person 1: dang, hope you squeezed a titty for me
person 2: duuude yes it turned into a total bed 'n' breast fest, you missed out
person 1: dang, hope you squeezed a titty for me
by square_penix May 13, 2022
This girl with great tits let me try on the Double Breasted Jack It with her. I hope she has a good dry cleaner because we may have got some stains on it.
by OneShot August 07, 2012
by bobthebobbob August 30, 2008
A winged angelic female beast, known to cause all sorts of wild and dangerous experiences. Natural habitat is in the kitchen, but when lured onto soft surfaces such as, beds, couches, or even the floor, she'll be ready to pounce on her prey and beat it till it explodes a horribly beautiful death.
Urban Explorer: crikey! We found ourselves a double breasted bed thumper, let's bait her into the bedroom!
DBBT: What the hell are you doing in my kitchen?!
*bags and grabs her*
(3 hours later...)
DBBT: Oh wow that was amazing. c;
DBBT: What the hell are you doing in my kitchen?!
*bags and grabs her*
(3 hours later...)
DBBT: Oh wow that was amazing. c;
by TheSexpertOfEcology October 04, 2011
Anyone individual of the species of caucasian female homo sapiens with a particularly large libido and mammary glands.
We went to the bar, and saw a flock of rosy breasted mattress thrashers partaking in a mating display.
by b-luv907 May 18, 2010