Braden

The most sexy guy on the planet and is very loyal to girls he might not be the smartest be is very athletic and likes to fool around with his friends

Braden is so cool

by Braden at U. D. A February 24, 2021

Big Batty Brad

A brad with a BIG batty
Wiggles it when he walks
His arse is phat

Yo look at brad he’s got a MASSIVE arse!

It’s big batty brad!

by Big Batty Brad July 1, 2019

brad pitts

Subtle way of talking about arm pits

If you were around a group of friends and your crush was there, you're not exactly going to want to burst out 'I'VE GOT SWEATY ARMPITS', so instead you can say that brad pitt is spitting or something. clever no?
can also be said on first name terms.. i.e. brad, brad's, bradley's

person 1- how hot are they?!
person 2- oh so hot
person 1- yeah
person 2- shame about those brad pitts
person 1- yeah

girl 1- shit i forgot my razor
girl 2- shit!
girl 1- now everyone is going to see brad's hair!

by fuckingfartalot December 18, 2011

brad

Brad is a guy who is honestly sooo fine. he’s got a smile that can give you butterflies whenever you see it. His voice is raspy and it can make you feel calm within seconds. But he’s also one of the dumbest guys you will ever meet; failed exam results, D’s on his report card, but honestly, a part from his grades, he is a great guy, and if you know a brad like this, you’re lucky.

“omg that guy is soooo stupid”
“and cute... he’s such a brad”

by didthisforfun October 31, 2019

Bradder

how a chinese guy would say bladder

"ooh, mah bradder is fuul."

by Bryan Dertif December 14, 2008

Brad Pitt

used instead of the word 'shit'

teacher: "You failed your pop quiz."
student: "Aww, Brad Pitt!"

by rdaugh December 30, 2007

braden

A complete heart-breaker. Breaks girls hearts all the time because of his high-ass standards.

Girl1: is that Braden?
Girl2: yeah, he broke my heart last week.

by Brianbrain August 6, 2016