biggest 2-faced lying asshole you will ever meet. If you meet a brandon, walk away immediately. He is the scum of the earth and the worst person you will ever meet. This name is another name for satan, if you fall in love with a brandon you will go to hell and be cursed.
by TheLuchalor December 9, 2012
Get the Brandonmug. A Brandon is an unloveable fat man who has trouble communicating his message to the world. This is often times paired with an upfront and almost sociopathic attitude in the midst of actual danger.
I hate Brandon.
by HotTim3434 November 16, 2016
Get the Brandonmug. A guy with the biggest fettish for feet. A man who loves to appreciate the largest shlong with the tightest grip of his hand.
by Ckeph March 20, 2016
Get the Brandonmug. the hottie next door, the guy you stare at with the flipping new hair who is crazy talented in all sports and will definetly look good with his shirt off. He is the athlete in your school.
by mennhhamsnsjs January 9, 2014
Get the Brandonmug. 
by ProjectToxic May 22, 2016
Get the Brandonmug.