Phone book

The book one uses to find the phone number of their internet service provider when they can't get the internet to work on their own.

aw fuck dude, grab the phone book, my internet's fucked and I wanna show you this bitch stomp on this guys balls repeatedly... it's hot.

by Simon Lexington February 27, 2008

book smart

A common characterization used by people who are uneducated to describe and feel superior to people who are, themselves, actually educated.

"Well, sure he's all book smart, but can he change an oil filter?"

by Lynns Daughter February 11, 2010

burn book

this is a burn book. urban dictionary has became a burn book if you haven't noticed. only worldwide. pff

-urbandictionary.com
-public restroom wall
-what you're reading right now is a burn book

by bobis August 23, 2007

play by the book

To follow rules exactly. Somewhat an antonym to play it by ear.

A: I know I'm not supposed to do anything without approval, but this is an emergency!
B: Can you handle the responsibility if something goes wrong?
A: ...
B: Then maybe you should just play by the book.

by lochb August 14, 2016

book worm lookin ass

1) (noun) a backside resembling that of a bibliophile
2) (adj) a case in which a book worm looks particularly ballin'

1) Your book worm lookin ass looks damn good in those jeans, bitch.
2) That book worm be lookin ass tonight, yo.

by OL and FC February 16, 2009

bookem

being booked under the law; under arrest

ok, were gonna "bookem" and take him back to Arizona

by MISTA GEO June 2, 2009

face book

To facepalm yourself with reading material. Usually induced when a statement that generally causes a regular facepalm is said to somebody reading, generally referring to what they are reading.

A: Tom Riddle is the same person as Voldemort, you know.
B: *face book*

by TheOriginalPokegami August 7, 2012