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BMW

a German automobile that is Broken Most Weeks and is very expensive to repair. Also know as the Ultimate service center revenue generating machine. Generally they depreciate at an accelerated rate and aren't worth much after 4-5 years. leased by the rich, owned by fools.
dude...? your bmw is in the shop again this week? how many stacks will it take this week to get it working again?
by autoguru November 12, 2019
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The Douchebags's favorite when it comes to luxurious cars.
Hey James! Charlie bought a use BMW!
Oh shit... In 1 week, the only thing he's gonna say is I Bankrupt My Wallet.
by thegamer997 November 19, 2019
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He took his pants off and had a hot BMW.
So I took it for a ride.
by Peepgame April 13, 2019
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Girl:Hey you heard about Christians BMW

Girl 2: yea I head it's 12"
by Daddybulldop May 27, 2019
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You see that bmw over there
by anime_lover_21 December 28, 2019
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I am sorry hunty but you have a BMW
by ardasanth April 21, 2018
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Many people think it is the car, but this really stands for Black Momma Whopping. When a black child is very rude, this phenomenon takes place.
Brenda- Yooo, I witnessed a BMW the other day
Brittany- What, the car?
Brenda- No, a black momma whoppin stupid.
by BLACKMOMMAWHOPPIN April 23, 2020
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