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BMW

a German automobile that is Broken Most Weeks and is very expensive to repair. Also know as the Ultimate service center revenue generating machine. Generally they depreciate at an accelerated rate and aren't worth much after 4-5 years. leased by the rich, owned by fools.

dude...? your bmw is in the shop again this week? how many stacks will it take this week to get it working again?

by autoguru November 12, 2019