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Bloody Hobknocker

A bloody penis being slapped across someones face.
My boyfriend smacked me with his bloody hobknocker! I almost passed out!
by BloodyUniporn August 8, 2016
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Bloody Taint

an act of violent and catastrophic revenge on a person who made a poor life decision by messing with the wrong business person in a weakened economy.
He owes me over $4,000. So next time I see him I'm going to give him a bloody taint he'll never forget.
by Manrizzle January 19, 2010
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Bloody nose

When your nose bleeds, this happens when a nasal break these can be cause by picking your nose
by Aunt Jane November 14, 2019
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bloody picasso

A sexual maneuver typically containing a male and a female, or two females, depending upon which way you swing. Unfortunately this act cannot be performed by two males. One of the women, must be on her period and using a tampon.After using the tampon for several hours, the other participant removes the tampon with either their hand or teeth, and then continuously smacks the bloody, dirty, soiled tampon upon the others chest.
Jesse: Yo man, word got around that yo gurls on hur period.

Steve: Hellz yah bro. We finna do that bloody picasso.
by CAGZZZ November 27, 2009
mugGet the bloody picassomug.

bloody stool

Bloody stool; often referred to as "The mans period", or "The asshole period" is a phenomenon that happens every week. Sunday to be exact, because while a man is getting shit faced drunk while watching football, he decides it would not hurt to get 12 hot wings. The bloody stool appears soon after he arrives home. He barely makes it to the toilet inside and begins shooting bloody red missiles straight out of Djibouti.
Frank can't come to the Monday Night Football game he is still recovering my his bloody stool.
by MiLlamoJeff December 2, 2015
mugGet the bloody stoolmug.

bloody knuckle

When 2 girls are each on their period and scissor each other.
Jen and Pam were both on the rag, and horned up for eachother, so they got into scissor position and bumped the bloody knuckle.
by KNuckle PUck April 24, 2010
mugGet the bloody knucklemug.

bloody butt

Cute endearment used by my boyfriend when it's that time of the month.
We have to use condoms cuz it's bloody butt day.
by Dena Sablotny October 30, 2004
mugGet the bloody buttmug.

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