Any day in which your girlfriend will let you have anal sex with her. Can be used in past, present and future tenses.
by theoRidGEinal June 04, 2011
1) A gathering/celebration of why our not special or no one cares 2) Everyone/everything has a date of creation, hence the birth day. 3) Just another bullshit holiday for the already barely-getting-by-on-my-shitty-pay-month-to-month pay checks so to become pressured to celebrate the many and continue to make those in power richer (why they sleep) and you go back home to your programmed existence.
Ex. 1) Friend A: "It's my birthday today!"
Friend B : "Hey, Happy Birthday!"
Ex. 3) Friend A: "It's my birthday today!"
Friend B : "Hey, Happy Birthday!"
Friend B : "Hey, Happy Birthday!"
Ex. 3) Friend A: "It's my birthday today!"
Friend B : "Hey, Happy Birthday!"
by Punktileus1 September 10, 2011
Did Nick get invited to that hot girl's birthday party?
Nah, he took her on a lame date so she gave him the Birthday Shaft!
Nah, he took her on a lame date so she gave him the Birthday Shaft!
by randy2.0 October 23, 2009
Happy Birthday, here's a Birthday cookie, its not for sharing.
by Cookie monster 3000v2 January 29, 2011
"hey Martha, did you see the tail on that guy?"
"oh yeh, he is hot! Did I tell you I was at his seventeenth birthday?".
"Tail is a euphemism btw".
"oh yeh, he is hot! Did I tell you I was at his seventeenth birthday?".
"Tail is a euphemism btw".
by MQ-N May 11, 2009
The only occasion on which short people are allowed to participate in certain activities, like pick-up basketball games or parties.
(Gary Coleman's birthday)
Gary Coleman: "Yo 50, is it cool if I go to that big party you're throwin' next tonight? G-G-G-Unit."
50 Cent: "Go shorty, it's your birthday."
Gary Coleman: "Yo 50, is it cool if I go to that big party you're throwin' next tonight? G-G-G-Unit."
50 Cent: "Go shorty, it's your birthday."
by Nick D July 14, 2004
The act of performing a celebratory ejaculation on to your partners chest , followed by a quick reversal to release a confetti filled fart on your partners now cum filled chest.
Man Billy surprised me with one hell of a Happy Birthday last night, I am still wiping confetti of my tits.
by Peeonus Virgins October 12, 2013