BEST FRIEND DAY 

Best friend day is august 8th! So you have to post about your best friend!

“Do you know what day it is?”
“Yes! It’s best friend day!”

BEST FRIEND DAY by Zero! August 5, 2021

Best friend nut 

The moment you have sex with one of your best friends and can’t help but nut in less than a minute.

Did you hear about John and Maddie? They’ve been best friends for 3 years and finally fucked, but I heard he had a case of the best friend nut.

Best friend nut by whackamole69 September 7, 2021

Best Friend Upper Decker 

Perform an upper decker whilst your best friend shits in the bowl part of the toilet

15+ years friendship recommended, but not requires

"Why were you both in the bathroom?"

"We just best friend upper deckered that bitch"

Best Friend Upper Decker by Badbtchfr April 11, 2022

Best friend's brother 

The Jegulus Fic™️ (written by zeppazariel)

person a: hey what are you reading?
person b: the best jegulus au to ever grace the earth
person a: oh best friend's brother?
person b: duh

Best friend's brother by mrtellmeafuckingsecret May 24, 2022

best friend head awareness month 

a month celebrated world wide in march by giving your best friends head to show them how much they mean to you !

hey rachel let’s have a best friend head sesh for best friend head awareness month!

best friend head awareness month by user19377383 March 16, 2025

Best friend blowjob 

When two women engage in giving oral sex to 1 man at the same time.

“My girlfriend and This random lady we met at a bar just sucked me off at the same time what a good best friend blowjob!”

Best friend blowjob by Ultimateragebaiter744 August 14, 2025

Man's Best Friend 

A man's best friend is undoubtably his dog. They're friendly, loyal, quirky, and great to talk to. A great friend, one who will never judge your wardrobe or what you said or did today. When you come home, all they want from you is a hello and a petting. They'll never refuse attention, or a treat (or several). They'll love you simply for being there and loving them back.

My dog Biscuit is a great dog. Truly man's best friend.

Man's Best Friend by Zoniax June 8, 2009