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Water the Bed

If I don't go water the bed then I won't have any weed to sell.
by SwagMafia July 16, 2016
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bust'n bed

A term for the shorter variation for the phrase "bust and go to bed", popular usage by millenials from the east coast. meaning to masturbate and then take a nap almost immediately after finishing. Mostly said when one is at a level of exhaustion or fatigue to the point where they the need to take nap during the day in dual combination of self pleasure and sleep
"Awe man Gio that lecture class was so boring, i just wanna go home and bust'n bed and relax the rest of the day
by Allen olumor August 7, 2018
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Dirt Bed

noun:

1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, mud, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors.

See also: Bed Dirt – Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.
"I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"
by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009
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Bed Wrestling

What Suetonius said the Roman Emperor Domitian definition of Sex was
Dude me and Katie were Bed Wrestling last nigh, it was the Best
by Charles ii of Spain is hot December 4, 2019
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Sperm beds

the sleeping place for sleepy swimmers, usually referring directly to the tender tissue inside the ball sake. a place of rest for sperm. is a delicasie in many african tribes
person 1: wow i would totally watch the exterior of your socculent moist sperm beds while your naked

person 1: while i sit here i can allow my sperm to rest in my sperm beds
by noodles1234 October 24, 2011
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Jumping on bed

Me and my wife were jumping on bed last night
by Dhehdhdhdh June 20, 2022
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Bed Number

A second number that you use for adult affairs. AKA a burner
I gave him my bed number so we could arrange to meet for a booty call.
by Naughty Nerd November 28, 2015
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