by doofiemonster November 26, 2011
A beaver killer does not truly kill, but cripples the erotic drive of the victim. It's a cock block from the source, the girl's perspective. Chopping down the self esteem of the male like a nice big oak tree, the beaver killer is the highest form of sexual denial.
"Did she gnaw at your tree? Did she open the dam?"
"Nahh, she said I was a beaver killer and swam away gracefully amongst the mermaids."
"Damn."
"Nahh, she said I was a beaver killer and swam away gracefully amongst the mermaids."
"Damn."
by Triumvirate July 11, 2008
by CirillaFionaElenRiannon December 04, 2016
Last night Ruby had sex with my exboyfriend Scott so now Ruby and I are beaver cousins.
Sue and I talked all night at the party and I liked her until I found out we were beaver cousins.
Sue and I talked all night at the party and I liked her until I found out we were beaver cousins.
by sisterhood November 20, 2011
The act of searching, or obtaining some pussy by any means. Sometimes resulting in desperately going door to door for that sweet puss-ham.
Last night my dick was achin something fierce so i visited Sarah, Kate, and Jenna for some late night beaver knocking.
by Narddog March 27, 2009
A mass amount of vaginas (females) inside a pool/water. Similar to calling multiple males at a party being a sausage fest.
by Humanzees May 23, 2013
A holiday on the third weekend in February involving groups of friends where one member of the group dresses up in a beaver costume while the remainder of the friends dress up as lumber jacks. The group goes out in public and sings parodies of songs changing the words to be about beavers and beaver related activities such as chewing trees and building damns. Beaver day Surpasses Valentines day in relavance and St Patricks Day in alcoholism
by Jerry Mathers as the beave February 09, 2011