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banana duck

Half Duck, Half Banana. 100% Awesomeness.
The Banana duck is a rare creature that peacefully resides in Virtual Space.
by InverseTheZero June 21, 2017
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whatever peels your banana

synonym to whatever floats your boat but sounds almost sexual, producing a deliciously perverted twist on a commonly used expression.
Sr. Agua - "Bebo agua con tu madre."
Sra. Sopa - "Whatever peels your banana."
by thai rye July 19, 2005
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banana cock

A mans penis that resembles the shape of a banana in circumference, length and curvature.
Taylor: I got fucked by Richard last night, and it was just like he shoved a banana up there.

Chris: Damn he has a banana cock?!

Taylor: you bet he does, I can't even walk!
by Dallimjp December 17, 2008
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Banana Tree [B-tree]

A person who has very little tolerance for cold, similar to a banana tree, which dies just degrees beneath tropical temperatures. Often found burrowed under hoodies next to a heater instead of snow mobiling /living life in winter. Will make any excuse to get back inside.
"That Angela is such a Banana tree B-tree, can't even be in the snow for five minutes with out giving up!"

"Hey B-tree, can you move under all those sweaters?"

"Banana Trees don't snow mobile. :| "
by Elise Griswold January 6, 2009
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Banana nut time

A question asked by a female to a male, either as a offer for a blowjob or handjob OR questioning whether he's about to blow his load.
SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Almost..."

OR

SHE: "Banana nut time?"
HE: "Hmm... y'know... why not? I just finished a large breakfast so why not relax?"
by Ariane Speedwagon April 7, 2009
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Banana Dirt

The crust left on the dick after sex, commonly from not washing it after 4 days.
Yesterday I was in the locker room, and my friend said, "Wash of your banana dirt man Jesus!"
by DeadMansFilm October 29, 2009
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Banana Junkie

Person who has unhealthy obsession with bananas - Will try and smuggle bananas on their person to eat during the day, paranoid about the extinction of the banana. In severe cases sufferers of this affliction have been known to dress as bananas and also wear pyjamas while running down stairs and may ingest up to 40 bananas in a day.
That guy is one messed up banana junkie he just ate all my bananas
by Dr. Marshall Fielding June 10, 2011
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