Clam Bandit

A bandit that eats clams. Also known as a lesbian.

The Red Room is full of clam bandits on ladies night.

by dtrax January 12, 2007

banking

cashing in a large quantity of money.

What are you doing this summer?
I am banking.

Erica is making $15 an hour. That girl be banking.

by Marshmellowy Marshall May 26, 2008

Banittles

Bananas and skittles. It's just fucking crazy!

Yo, that shit was banittles!

by IZS. CSD. August 23, 2010

Piggy-Bankin

When you fuck a dirty, sluty, heavy set girl in the ass and stretch her O-ring out, then when you plop your cock out while her hole is fully stretched you quickly drop a coin in her ass crack and let it roll right in her donkey hole. Cha-Ching bling bling piggy bankin that BITCH.

Homegirl was so loose she had me straight piggy-bankin that ass.

Your mom is such a broke whore she's been piggy-bankin the whole block

by BBeef Fart December 8, 2017

green apple bandits

An alternative phrase used to describe a particularly unforgiving case of diarrhea

Unfortunate Victim:
"Hey man, you got a bathroom? I got the green apple bandits and I can't hold em' back much longer."

Intelligent and Deceptive Toilet Owner:
"...No"

by Virtuoso Dave February 4, 2007

banana slug bandit

someone who participates in the act of coitus interruptus with total disregard for clothing and furniture, typically resulting in some type of stain resembling a banana slug trail, often the perpetrator is hard to uncover, thus dubbing them a bandit.

ex 1
man 1: dude whats that on your shirt?

man 2: oh shit!!!

man 1: dude, you shoulda changed before you went out today

ex 2
Jeff: you don't want to sit on that couch, the banana slug bandit struck last night!

by 1armwonder March 21, 2010

fractional reserve banking

This is the banking system/process used to create the unlimited liability universe.

Basically creating credit and/or money by way of conjuring it into existence.

This provides a system where wealth and debt both
are not limited by anything but human imagination.

Fractional reserve banking will ensure that I live in a world of unlimited financial wealth and/or liability.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021