Microwave a banana

Microwave a banana(v.) = time travel

I microwave a banana everyday.

by Sans the epic gamer October 28, 2018

Banana Fisting

'Banana Fisting' is where you get a hand of bananas and fist a girls pussy with them. This experience stretches a girls pussy really well (if you're into that kinda thing).

Person 1: Do you wanna know how bananas get the red tip on the end of them in the super-market?

Person 2: How?

Person 1: Well they begin the Banana Fisting Process on a woman on her Period.

by EmergentAxis810 May 27, 2016

banana boner

A boner that curves upward, resembling an upturned banana. Legend has it it's especially good at stimulating the elusive g-spot on the female anatomy, but I wouldn't know because I have a straight boner.

The banana boner is a mystery! How can a curved biological structure be so rigid?!

by Darren Key July 6, 2005

banana logic

A term used to describe flawed logic.

A man picks up two bananas and sticks one in each ear. He looks around and notices that he doesn't see any alligators. Using banana logic, he would conclude that alligators must be afraid of bananas and, therefore, the bananas are the reason he doesn't see any aligators.

by CaptAmerica October 9, 2008

buffing the banana

Another word for Masturbation; Buffing is the "rubbbing" and the Banana is another word for long penis.

Raj: Why were you in the bathroom so long?
Ricky K: I was buffing the banana ;)

by Ricky K November 15, 2007

creamed banana

When a men's penis still has the residue of a women's cum on it, usually only right after intercourse.

Slut: Oh, YES!! That sex was so great! Now... come here you.... let me take a taste of your creamed banana....

SHLOOP! SHLOOP! AUAGHHH!

by Carlito October 6, 2004

hand banana

A character from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
A banana shaped dog, seemingly friendly however Hand Banana is a manipulative anal rapist.

Hand Banana: 'All i like is ball... and good... and rape'

Hand Banana: 'Tonight...You'

Hand Banana: 'Looks like your basting that turkey over there. Mind if i slip in and take the temperature?'

by DocFlox April 1, 2009