Floating Baldness

Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.

I suffer from floating baldness

by George Cremaster January 27, 2025

dylan james ballone

a young boy of the age of 14 from adelaide,SA who likes to lick the bootyhole and loves all the dick and drinks all the cum

oh look it's a dylan james ballone, coming for your kids

by Edgy0Boi May 13, 2019

Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness

A rare form of balding which starts from the center of the skull and works outwards.

Damn that guy has Type 3 Woolsey Pattern Baldness. Rest in peace young nigga, there's a heaven for a G.

by Bunsdads June 5, 2019

pushing the Bayonet

When your body is Deteriorating from doing to many drugs and you continue getting high

Have you seen Erica lately she’s really pushing the bayonet! Someone should tell her the party has to end some time before she’s one with the fishes!

by DaDonDonTayTay March 18, 2025