by bobby calder June 24, 2021

A day when you worship the bald and cannot insult them also known as philosophy of the bald day this includes, sphynxs, slug cats, and other bald creatures,
by OKPANIEEE March 31, 2023

the clinical name for the effects of having a bald dad on a child the usual symptoms of Bald Dad Syndrome are erratic outbursts of retarded behavior as well as having red hair
person one : hey Eamon you trying to watch a show together
Eamon : oh I know we should watch Hamilton
person one : damn nigga that Bald Dad Syndrome hitting you heavy
Eamon : oh I know we should watch Hamilton
person one : damn nigga that Bald Dad Syndrome hitting you heavy
by not44limes September 6, 2021

Mr Body Bald is a robot resembling a bald child that looks like Malachi. Mr Body Bald will scream about how he is going to Urinate all over you and poop all over you untill, his butt turns white. The only way to shut him down is to say "Penis". His goal in life is to get someone to "Suck his butt untill it turns red."
by Foxy2009 September 18, 2021

Someone who isn’t allowed an opinion. Ever. A bald white man should be shut down immediately regardless of what they say and cancelled if possible.
Oh, you think the game has obvious flaws? You’re a Bald White Man, your opinion doesn’t count. We also hate you.
by CrissMaster July 15, 2022

(n)- an area of scalp, usually the back of the head, that is extremely bald; not just hair is missing, but skin, flesh, bone, even some brain matter.
Few people have ever gone this bald without some kind of assistance, such as scabies or some mechanical device.
Few people have ever gone this bald without some kind of assistance, such as scabies or some mechanical device.
by edward_violet December 16, 2009

Jeffrey Holzbaur
by PotatoSaladX March 14, 2021
