Bald Dad Syndrome

the clinical name for the effects of having a bald dad on a child the usual symptoms of Bald Dad Syndrome are erratic outbursts of retarded behavior as well as having red hair

person one : hey Eamon you trying to watch a show together
Eamon : oh I know we should watch Hamilton
person one : damn nigga that Bald Dad Syndrome hitting you heavy

by not44limes September 6, 2021

Mr Body Bald

Mr Body Bald is a robot resembling a bald child that looks like Malachi. Mr Body Bald will scream about how he is going to Urinate all over you and poop all over you untill, his butt turns white. The only way to shut him down is to say "Penis". His goal in life is to get someone to "Suck his butt untill it turns red."

Levi: Why can't you just suck my butt till it turns red?!

Noah: Shut up Mr Body Bald

by Foxy2009 September 18, 2021

bald head butch

It refers to that guy who believes anything and does what he is told good or bad right or wrong

you guys must be mistaken me for some bald head butch.

by bobby calder June 24, 2021

Bald White Man

Someone who isn’t allowed an opinion. Ever. A bald white man should be shut down immediately regardless of what they say and cancelled if possible.

Oh, you think the game has obvious flaws? You’re a Bald White Man, your opinion doesn’t count. We also hate you.

by CrissMaster July 15, 2022

cobain bald spot

(n)- an area of scalp, usually the back of the head, that is extremely bald; not just hair is missing, but skin, flesh, bone, even some brain matter.

Few people have ever gone this bald without some kind of assistance, such as scabies or some mechanical device.

"JFK had a Cobain bald spot."

by edward_violet December 16, 2009

bald-headed champ

Penis
See penis, cock, one-eyed monster, wang.

Hey baby, how would you like to go one-on-one with the bald-headed champ?

I gave that slut three rounds with the bald-headed champ.

by danejuan July 10, 2005

bald guy nod

The brotherly bond of baldness that two bald strangers have, the nod that they give each other almost telekinetically saying "I see you there bro, I know how it be".

I had a bad day and was walking home when a stranger gave me the bald guy nod. Suddenly, I knew everything was going to be alright.

by Handle already in aaaa June 18, 2020