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Honey Badger Don't Care

The fun response to "that" person in your life that asks, "Where would you like to eat?" and then doesn't like any of your suggestions.

As a text response: H.B.D.C.
Girlfriend: Where would you like to eat?

Me: Wingstop!

Girlfriend: (after umpteenth suggestion) Those places don't sound good. Lets go to that new place that makes you sit on the floor and eat vegetarian Fondoo.

Me: Honey Badger Don't Care! It just eats it.
by Louis Raritan October 9, 2011
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honey badgertards

A person or group of people, typically women, who find the honey badger YouTube video much funnier than it actually is. They are stupidly obsessed with using the term honey badger or quotes from the video in everyday conversations. They will even make group t-shirts with honey badgers printed on them.
Situation 1:
Person 1: "Oh my god have you seen the honey badger video? It is sooo hilarious."

Person 2: "I know we should get t-shirts made for our group and call ourselves the honey badgers. I doubt anyone has ever done that."

Person 1: "Yeah we will be original and badass!"

Situation 2:
Person 1: "I'm so upset that my boyfriend broke up with me."

Person 2: "You should just be like the honey badger, honey badger don't give a shit."

Person 3: "Shut the fuck up!, that video is not funny and that quote is stupid, your both a couple of honey badgertards."
by cmoney55 December 4, 2011
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Badvertisement

Advertisements that are stupid as fuck. One of those commercials or magazine ads that makes you groan and say, WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING OR TRYING TO PORTRAY WITH THIS BULLSHIT!! A completely retarded advertisement. A form of badvertising
Did you see that badvertisement during the half time show? Yah, it was stupid as fuck!
by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009
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The Baddest Ass

Commonly seen as the biggest ass on campus, but really, deep down, he's a nice guy (NEVER alert him to that fact, however). May also be perceived as "high-feluntant." He is a very special breed of man/pretty much hottest on earth. The degree of good-lookingness markedly increases when he has many brothers. Contrary to common belief, he enjoys children, particularly when he gets to act like one. Tends to be very good in bed. Women are strongly drawn to him. Generally musically inclined and extraordinarily intelligent. May act somewhat emo at times but does not like to be associated with such a group. Philosophically minded and is annoyed easily by ignorant people. Does not respond well to people yelling out his name, such as in the movie "Rocky"-may attack without warning. Also responds to "the Great" or, less commonly, "Professor."
If you see a man who is hot, makes kids laugh, has a guitar/other musical instrument(s) {and plays it (them) well}, enjoys philosophy and smart people, but at the same time is an ass, then you have probably just found the Baddest Ass.
by Squirrel Bait April 14, 2008
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Bad Badger

Bad Badger:

A) In abstract terms, to bad badger is to receive a piggyback ride from someone while yelling "I am Bad Badger" - meant to be an insult. Why? Because the person getting the piggyback ride cannot afford a real ride yet still wants the attention.

In practical terms, it's the equivalent of renting an exotic car in order to attempt to fool women into sleeping with you because you could not afford even the miniature sized equivalent of that car. For a person to achieve the status of Bad Badger, they must be renting an exotic and yell "I AM BAD BADGER" from his convertible.

B) Could be used in the sexual sense where he is riding a woman from behind and yelling I am the Bad Badger. Meant to be insulting to the woman.

The context used is "Lol he bad badgered".
Renting an exotic car in order to get women to sleep with you is an example of Bad badgering.
by AWDracer June 22, 2009
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BUTT BADGER

A person who repeatedly digs in his or her ass crack with the ferocity of a badger.
Damn he must not have wiped, Look at that butt badger go!
by IonicDistortion August 14, 2009
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Antonio Banderez

by Foomaster April 22, 2003
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