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Brandon

Brandon is such a pussy because he uses a sploof when he smokes weed
by gogirl69 September 19, 2016
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Brandon

A short mother fucker that thinks he can beat anyone up. He wrestles and brags that he won a single game. He masturbates to grown men fucking dogs in the asshole.
God damnit, your being such a brandon.
by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016
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Brandon

The name Brandon is the most meaningful name on this earth. It means a kind, caring, and loving. It is the MOST amazing name on this earth. Anyone named Brandon WILL make you smile somehow, some way. Brandon´s are usually goofy.
Brandon makes me feel special
by anamariiiia July 30, 2017
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Brandon

The most amazing man you'll ever meet. Gorgeous eyes, sexy, smart, strong, fucking fantastic in bed. Muscles galore and knows how to smile in ways that'll make you tingle inside and out. Brandon is the perfect father, lover and partner so make sure you're ready for kids because you don't wanna lose this opportunity ladies. Puts the D in DILF. Redefines the Dad Bod. Legend.
Woman 1: Did you see that Brandon over there?
Woman 2: OMG, is that why my ovaries were tingling?!
Woman 1: Probably, that man is such a DILF.

Man 1: Ugh, I'm trying my best to be more of a Brandon.
Man 2: I know mate, that guy really fucking sets the bar.
Man 1: What a legend.
by RiskyM July 21, 2021
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Brandon

Look at that couple in the woods taking picture. I bet he’s a Brandon.
by alwaysrightdefinitions October 1, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is most likely a bisexual who loves taking penis up the butt. He probably has a girlfriend to cover how gay he actually is.
Brandon is a homosexual
by Brandon meme September 5, 2020
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Brandon

a mother ducking asshole who can only forcus in one thing and it ain't gonna be you
also is fucking werid and antisocial asf
Oh so he's a Brandon, hA good luck with that Brandon's are never good.
by uGhidfk October 20, 2018
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