Boner Jihad 

A fashion term, (n.)
To take something which is conventionally acknowledged as erotic or sexual and to re-condition it by ridding it of anything that reminds a person of sex.

Lady Gaga's wardrobe choices are the pillars of Boner Jihad.

E.g. Tight leather dress (sexual), add Kermit the Frog heads (wtf) = Boner Jihad.

Boner Jihad by Cleonator October 22, 2011

Boner Money 

Spending all your money to only be left w/ a giant boner. Money spent, usually at strip clubs, on getting a boner.

I spent all this money at the strip club only to be left w/ a giant boner. Ahh, boner money and blue balls!

Boner Money by Shad Michael November 1, 2011

Boner Jam 

A Boner Jam is a really good song. A Boner Jam can be a song from any genre.

"the home depot theme song is a real boner jam."

Boner Jam by Holidaytingz March 29, 2021

Boner Technician 

One who has the specific training and experience in the creation of a successful bonfire. Those who possess such skills are the only individuals who have the necessary abilities to tend to what we know as a bonfire.

"Colin, the boner technician that he is, assembled the greatest fire with only the most exotic wood. Only he had the abilities to erect such a raging boner."

Boner Technician by Lemski October 16, 2008

boner headache 

When an erection causes severe head pains due to loss of blood from the head. Usually caused by abnormally large penises.

Woah woman! Calm down you just gave me the worst boner headache!

boner headache by aboutwill May 14, 2010

Boner flipping 

Taking Ecstasy then/and either viagra, levitra, or any other medication for a limp dick in order to more quickly achieve a boner while rolling.

Dude, did you see Murph last night? He was boner flipping and got a boner while getting a light show at the rave.

I boner flip every time I roll now.

Boner flipping by quigbert January 2, 2009

boner passions 

A male having attraction toward something.

I've got boner passions for the girl that lives down the street.

boner passions by andrew June 7, 2003