Biscuit baby

A baby weened on buttermilk biscuits instead of the mother's milk.

My wife gets lightheaded if she doesn't eat enough biscuits throughout the day, because she is a biscuit baby.

by BiscuitEater82 February 24, 2023

Biscuit Tube PTSD

Post traumatic stress disorder caused by being startled by a biscuit tube popping open when it is tapped on a counter top edge.

When you unwrap the first cardboard layer of a biscuit tube and you’re about to hit the tube on the counter edge to pop it open, but you hesitate, knowing it will startle you… that is Biscuit Tube PTSD.

As I took the biscuit tube from the refrigerator, I felt my Biscuit Tube PTSD start to act up. In that moment I had a flashback of the time I was startled by the biscuit tube popping. Sometimes I wonder if the tube will explode causing an injury.

by Elsewhere63726 March 27, 2023

Biscuit Fiend

1) That one fucker who always robs the biscuits from the workplace.
2) He/She/They who go absolutely bonkers for biscuits.

Fuck off Dennis you fat twat I just bought this packet of digestives! You absolute biscuit fiend!

by Pjpjk August 30, 2023

Biscuit Eater

A dog that is only half trusted. When it was common for people to put biscuits and pies on the windowsill to cool, a savvy dog might snatch them. A dog that, while polite enough while there's people in the room, will certainly stick his nose in the dip if there's no one in the room. Can also apply to two-faced, sneaky people.

Keep an eye on my plate while I wash up, that dog's a biscuit eater.

by BrewSwillas September 1, 2023

biscuit time :D

Biscuit time is when you find biscuits! It is also a nice period to celebrate with your friends!

Ran out of biscuits for biscuit time? No problem mate, I'm always there :D

-Hey Lincoln, Is it 5 pm already?
-No, it is biscuit time :D

by Lincoln Ler May 25, 2023

biscuit butterer

someone who pisses you off frequently and wont leave you alone

they normally bring their friends around you too

"god hunter is such a biscuit butterer, he wont stop kicking me!

by Catzey June 9, 2023

Biscuit Sandwich

The absolute worst insult that you will ever hear. Probably made by tem.

Oh yeah you are a biscuit sandwich! Tem 2023

by Battle cats ydidirje June 21, 2023