My girl invited me up to play some bed yahtzee, and I was all excited until I got up there and she hands me 5 dice.
by marxizzle May 14, 2014
Get the Bed Yahtzeemug. by somone123 September 5, 2012
Get the bed paralysismug. When someone is laying down on a bed and you whip out your cock, stand over top of them, and drop on them putting your cock down their throat with so much force the bed breaks.
by Zinxrune October 11, 2018
Get the Bed Bustermug. The act of pushing your hands and legs against the wall to attempt to stop the creaking of the bed while having sex in a college dorm room where other people are sleeping so as to not wake them up
"The creaking is too loud, we're going to wake my roommates up"
"Don't worry, I got this, I'll just stabilize the bed"
"Don't worry, I got this, I'll just stabilize the bed"
by toby69420 October 17, 2017
Get the Stabilize the Bedmug. The range of necessary chores which need to be completed before actually getting in bed, no matter how much you just want to sleep these activities still need to be done.
Bed-admin includes brushing teeth, washing faces, getting into pajamas etc
Bed admin varies from person to person depending on self-hygiene preferences
Bed admin varies from person to person depending on self-hygiene preferences
by Niquisha February 24, 2013
Get the Bed-adminmug. the sleeping place for sleepy swimmers, usually referring directly to the tender tissue inside the ball sake. a place of rest for sperm. is a delicasie in many african tribes
person 1: wow i would totally watch the exterior of your socculent moist sperm beds while your naked
person 1: while i sit here i can allow my sperm to rest in my sperm beds
person 1: while i sit here i can allow my sperm to rest in my sperm beds
by noodles1234 October 24, 2011
Get the Sperm bedsmug. 