Aspergers

A cure for being Neurotpyical.

Example 1: John was diagnosed with Aspergers in 2010, but it was changed to ASD because Neurotypicals realized they were virtually too advanced to be a separate disorder.

Person 1: My daughter got diagnosed with Aspergers, do I need to be worried?
Person 2: No, in fact be worried about the cognitively deficient unaware seniles they call "Neurotypicals", especially during adolescence.

by ThomasAAnderson July 2, 2021

asserti0ns

really awesome cool person tiktok user best mutual @asserti0ns 👍

"wow asserti0ns is such a cool moot on tiktok"

by assertions July 2, 2021

asscertain

To research and make sure of some fact or detail regarding someone's behind.

I love kneading a pretty girl's shapely rump wif my hands, so I always claim dat I wanna asscertain some particular feature or quality of her delightful "rear fun bubbles" in order to persuade her to let me feel her up --- this smilingly-stated excuse usually does indeed work, although of course da cute chick always sees through my ruse, gigglingly saying, "Oh, you just wanna SQUEEZE MY BUTT!" :P

by QuacksO July 24, 2021

Assers ass

A person who has the largest of the asses who happens to be named asser

Damn… that guy.. asser.. has Assers ass

by Dee_0 July 31, 2021

Assers ass

A person with an awfully large juicy stupid dumbass ass..

Damn.. that guy over there asser..? Has assers ass..

by Dee_0 July 31, 2021

Aspergers

Actually, unlike a majority of the definitions, Aspergers is not even a diagnosis in the US and will no longer be a diagnosis everywhere else as of January 2021. Aspergers is a neo-nazi man who, at first, thought all children were equal until he became part of a neo-nazi organization. He then found children who are autistic and realized they usually had high IQ and so he sent anyone who wasn't of those children to their death. If they were of high IQ, they went to institutions to work and become the next gen. The neurological disorder is now know as Autism Spectrum disorder (2013 in the DSM 5 and January of 2022 in the ICD-11).

1. Autism Mom- Yeah, my kid has Aspergers

Superior Other- That's not even possible anymore. Keep up.

2. Smartie- You know who Hans Aspergers is?
Smartie 2- You mean the guy who assisted in killing thousands of children and thought so highly of himself you took it upon himself to decide the worth of young children?
Smartie- Yeah, him.

by DogSaysHiDontConntact December 14, 2021

Assery

The one word description of experiencing medical school.

This immuno block is complete assery.

by Istilllovemedschool:) April 4, 2022