Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, or Jojo, is a hellish landscape of a series that consumes the innocent souls bound to walk this earth. The inescapable voice of a sweaty, greasy Jojo fan, sitting in his basement. His room illuminated by a lamp on his desk, he takes a deep breath and a dorito as he move his microphone to his mouth. "Is that a Jojo reference?" He whispers in his raspy voice. You reach for your gun, crying as you realize all hope is lost.

"IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE!??!?!?"
- an average Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Fan

by anonymous February 17, 2021

Frank's adventures

An internet game involving the utmost skill and capacity in every aspect of life. If you are unable to beat it, then you really suck at life. Anyway, it is the brother of Drag Racer and has nude pictures in it for you lonely guys out there. (Even though they are animated). Someone out there might have a fetish for that kind of thing...Alec Bowers!!!? Ok, so anyway...this game consists of Lord Byroning and SHEARING all over the place. Gulliver people enjoy playing this game because they can see naked girls, something that they would otherwise never accomplish. Anyway, so Frank is a master pimp who among other things likes to sell cocaine, give bananas to Donkey Kong, and give ice cream to lonely chicks who happen to have nude pics on them. The currency in the world of Frank is nude pictures and cocaine, there is no money and you can fuck anyone you want...(Another reason why Gulliver people like it). The location of Frank's world in relation to Earth is unknown, but researchers are doing their best, working double-shifts to find out this valuable information. If you by any chance see Frank on the street, he will be carrying a briefcase with a fire extinguisher, cocaine, hedge-clippers, ice-cream, a banana, and a cell phone. If you see him, please ask him for his autograph, because I assure you that he will be famous on our planet someday. If you don't believe me, do me a favor and give me his autograph because I love him. We don't have sex or anything, but we were extraterrestrial pen-pals back in the day. I miss him as I am sure he misses me. Anyway...so just keep an eye out for that badass motherfucker.
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Antonym: See Buck Ortega

P.S. B.J. stands for Belen Jesuit not blowjob...

So...I was surfin' the web the other day and I came across the craziest thing on earth. It was this sick ass game that you go to this other planet and you get nude pictures of chicks, but then I got pissed off because some Gulliver kids were their and they ruined it with their Jewfros and such.

by Danny Mendez May 28, 2004

Adventure Academy

An online Elementary and Middle School learning program for kids ages 8-13. This is an educational MMO that combines lessons on reading, math and science in an immersive world.

I just finished my fifth quest on Adventure Academy!

Meet up with me in the Science Wing in Adventure Academy.

by RealData August 23, 2019

alven

alven is an amazing person she will always be there for you and you can always talk to her she’s a super sweet person and won’t talk shit about you ever if you wrong her she’ll hate you for a while if you know an alven keep her in your life bitchhhhhh

alvennnnn

by student loans November 3, 2019

wrist adventure

A euphemism for male masturbation, often preceeded by the word 'Gentleman's' for a little more comedy effect.

Having been given the promotion, Dave thought he would slope off home for a celebratory Gentleman's wrist adventure!

by Crash Raindog January 21, 2004

willyum adventure

event(s) that induce the question 'did that really happen last night'

Q: "Dude, did that really happen last night?"

A: "Yeah man, total willyum adventure."

by 0415 May 8, 2010

militaristic adventurism

(Donald Trump's description of Hilary Clinton's failed foreign policy):

When you so incompetently conduct US foreign policy that you actually want to see how far worse things will get for your country before you will have no other choice than use sword over pen

Militaristic adventurism is not a good US foreign policy strategy

by Sexydimma September 9, 2016