Alex

a sexy man

why is Alex so sexy?

by BladeCar November 13, 2020

Alex

An absolute spud, pretty small and derpy. Way smaller compared to someone named Harrison. Pretty cute tho. Midget.

Alex is soooooo short

by not a spud April 10, 2020

Alex

A simp for girls in video games. A guy that won't listen to any of your fucking callouts and says I got this.

Teammates: Ayo behind you
Alex: SHhh Shh I got this and keeps looking forward*
*Dies from behind*
Teammate: What THE FUCK DID I JUST TELL YOU.

*Girl joins the lobby*
Alex: Ayo can I get Yo Snap.
Girl: If you beat me in a 1vs1.

by sadfacesimp September 9, 2020

Alex

This man is a gamer he is a boi of goodness he will please you anytime of the week he can Rock Your World he is your best friend till the end never let go of this god

I love Alex he is awesome!

by The Epic g4mer December 17, 2019

Alex

Someone who does not know the word failure, he can destroy you in everything you challenge him to. He also has a massive cock(25-30 inches)

NNN God: Have you failed No Nut November Yet?
Alex: Failure disgusts me

by SkinnyPenisi69 November 8, 2019

Alex

A sexy fireman with a good beard and tight ass

Damn, who’s that? They got an absolute dumpy
That’s alex, he double cheeked up

by Mr.chode June 4, 2021

Alex

A bitch that manipulates her friends. Beware of people called Alex they will destroy your life and blackmail you with whatever they find. She usually is flat but body shames other people, she calls everyone a slut but herself. She has an annoying friend group whom she controls.

John: "That bitch Alex told everyone my crush."
Sally: "Yeah, last time I left her with my stuff, she went through my messages."

by Thathater May 3, 2022