Albert

An Albert is a strong man who will stick up for what he cares about. An Albert will always have a penis or large size. He has fucked your mother and that’s the reason he is a real motherfucker. He is popular and has Girl’s around him all the time, and he will not give a shit on what you say.

Albert is my boyfriend

by A8l October 10, 2019

Albertini

Albertini is different from most people he’s unique in its own he’s pretty well known and is also from manors park

When I seen Albertini I said he’s cute for a brown skin

by Anonymous from dandy January 15, 2021

Albert Einstein

Some really smart dude. He failed math and still became famous, so it is ok to hate math. He came up with this whole e=mc2 thing. His cause of death is unknown, but it is believed that he divided by zero.

"I divided by zero... OH SHI-"

"Albert Einstein failed math, I can too!"

by gravy666 February 11, 2008

Albert/Flamingo

A demon gremlin taking the form of a person and is also using youtube to try and get people to follow his satanic influence.

Person 1: Hey did you see the new Albert/Flamingo video?
Person 2: Yes it was demonic.

by HogRider1234 December 30, 2021

albert

a cool name for a cool guy. a very common name for someone from massachussetts. the sad part though is this name usually means the person doesnt have a lot of friends.

albert burbank, albert einstein

by unknown_name334 June 10, 2011

Flying Albertros

When a chick is taking it in the vag and the ass and giving head while giveing 2 handies. looks liek she is flapping with the handies

dude1: wanna have a flying albertross with jen
dude2: yeah but were 3 short
dude1:bags backdoor
dude2:mouth

by ;) August 2, 2004

alberta

the northern Texas, Alberta is the ugliest place on the globe. It's just a bunch of stuck up racist hicks who think going to the beach means going down to the swamp to shoot animals. Albertans can't drive for shit, I should know one hit my with their car. When I first moved to Alberta (against my will) I couldn't breath because there is no oxygen in the mofoing air, its all gas and fuck knows what else. I hope Alberta gets bombed, I HATE IT HERE, and I hate everyone that live here. Albertans are sexist and racist to the extreme, they are the most narrow minded people EVER. Everyone that had to move to Alberta, for some reason, hates it. It always cold here. Its March right now and you cant even go outside without your lungs freezing.

Nova Scotia is the best place on earth.
Alberta is hicksville.

by i hate alberta March 30, 2008