The act in which you ejaculate into a woman’s mouth and then clamp her jaw shut with your hands lean in close and tell her you have an incurable STD. Her body will naturally convulse and then eject the semen through her nasal passage
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Get the Alaskan Baptism mug.A sexual act involving at least one person with a penis in which the performer engages the penis in an act of oral sex until the penis is sufficiently erect. At which point a full mug of freshly brewed hot chocolate is poured upon the erect penis after being promptly removed from the performer's mouth. This is then followed by excessive striking upon the erect penis in an aggressive slapping motion.
Guy 1: Hey bro, how'd your date go?
Guy 2: It was wild dude, we went back to her place and she gave me a slappy alaskan!
Guy 1: Awesome bro! How'd it feel?
Guy 2: Fucking terrible dude! I have third degree burns and bruises all over my dick and balls!
Guy 1: That's bogus dude, totally un-radical.
Guy 2: It was wild dude, we went back to her place and she gave me a slappy alaskan!
Guy 1: Awesome bro! How'd it feel?
Guy 2: Fucking terrible dude! I have third degree burns and bruises all over my dick and balls!
Guy 1: That's bogus dude, totally un-radical.
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Get the Slappy Alaskan mug.When one puts there nose in the crack of an ass and vibrates the vagina with there lips, making a motorboat noise.
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Get the Alaskan Motorboat mug.When two people put their asses together so that their assholes are as close as possible then one shits into the others asshole. Then the other person pushes the shit back into the others ass. And the two do so back in forth for the reason of having fecal anal sex. (does not work if you have the runs)
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