how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

no empty hole

When a man/woman is being fucked in every hole.
Made famous on PornHub, and that fucking disgusting but orgasmic scene in Spartacus.

Random Porn producer “Our channels losing views, what do we do?”
Ron Jeremy “Get that mail order Russian whore and leave no empty hole”

by IFuckedYourMum,SheShatOnMyHand January 17, 2018

Your words are as empty as your soul

Someone who speaks lies or says something irrational

Dracula: "Perhaps the same could be said of all religions"
Richter Belmont: "Your words are as empty as your soul, mankind Ill needs a savior such as you"

by Dresden06 January 13, 2023

Empty Optimism

People being optimistic when there's really nothing to be optimistic about. A sense that someone's positivity has no merit and is practically wasted because almost if not everything is purely negative at the time. This kind of thinking can be toxic because being happy all the time, even and especially during hardship, doesn't necessarily solve anything.

I'm getting tired of the amount of Empty Optimism that everyone around me is exerting. There's really nothing to be happy about right now.

by TheFiend138 April 26, 2020

Empty Go

He had no feelings for me after the repeated the hook-ups, it was just an empty go for him.

I was just an empty go to him.

by Billy-Soo January 30, 2020

Aesthetic emptiness

The feeling of wanting something due the way it makes you feel. Such as it looks aesthetically pleasing to you.

I wish I had that view from my balcony, I feel aesthetic emptiness

by Mr. McJudgerson January 20, 2023

empty to the depot

Exhausted, depleted, unable or unwilling to continue, for example at the end of a night or your life. From what they call trains which are returning to a depot without unloading passengers at the end of the night.

"Fancy another drink?" "No I've had enough, I'm empty to the depot"
"Hey wife let's have another baby" "No thanks I already have a fanny like a wizard's sleeve, I'm empty to the depot"

by threebythree February 27, 2009