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Get the Per aspera ad Astra mug.A game played in a bar. A man goes and quickly grabs a woman's crotch and he bets on her reaction with a friend.
I bet you 10 bucks that the blonde over there slaps you in the face if you pull the "australian death grip."
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Get the Astralgender mug.surface oceanic current, a section of the counterclockwise flow in the Tasman Sea, southwestern Pacific Ocean. It is formed by water masses from the Coral Sea—equatorial water driven by monsoonal winds from January to March and eastward subtropical flow from April to December—which pass southeast between the Great Barrier and Chesterfield reefs (20° S latitude), paralleling…
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by RUSTY MCNUTT July 27, 2009
Get the Dingy Australian mug.1. A form of competetive martial arts wherein two combatants face off against eachother on a pre-determined patch of grass, usually about 15x15 feet. The only rules are as follows: All blows must be delivered with an open hand, and a fighter must be clearly airborn while executing any attack. Fake-jumps are permitted to throw off an opponent's timing, but a counter-attack still must be performed while real-jumping. The bout ends when anybody gets exhausted from the constant leaping around, or when the whole thing isn't funny anymore, at which point a panel of three judges declares a winner based on who collectively whooped more ass. All of this is crazy enough to have probably originated somewhere in Australia.
2. A relatively safe way to settle disputes, while still resorting to violence, which rules.
2. A relatively safe way to settle disputes, while still resorting to violence, which rules.
1. Timothy won a 2-1 split decision over Gerald in that Australian Jump-Slap Fight, because he whooped more ass, but not unanimously.
2. "I'll Australian Jump-Slap Fight you for that last hot wing, bitch."
2. "I'll Australian Jump-Slap Fight you for that last hot wing, bitch."
by j_dizzle2869 October 21, 2005
Get the Australian Jump-Slap Fight mug.The fear of getting struck by lightning while on the toilet or taking a shower or sleeping on a water bed.
I have Astrauroablutoclinohydrophobia, therefore I will wait for the storm to pass until i will use the restroom.
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