Malcolm Anderson

The goofiest goober known to man. His goober levels are held together by his sheer attitude and vibe as well as his severe lack of self awareness. Allowing his gooberocity to exceed the threshold of someone being a goober intentionally.

For example see "My backpack got pissed on"

Person A: Did you see the story Malcolm Anderson posted yesterday?

Person B: Oh my God I did. It was so fuckin goofy.

by Funny sandwich man August 29, 2022

Matthew Anderson

A ridiculously smart person with a magic tongue and a sweet nature. Twisty and irreverent. He is a self-aware king and makes no apologies, while making all kinds of apologies.

I should be so lucky as to snag a Matthew Anderson..

by Contrarygirl71 November 24, 2022

Anderson

A homosexual man that gets 0/35 on every assignment he does. He is also known as "Mr 0/35" . He enjoys coding but is quite bad at that too. He is broke and can't afford wireless headphones so he uses musty ass earphones.

"Hey that guy acts like an Anderson!"
" NO WAY?? MR 0/35????"

"Yes"

by Waka waka Ayyye ayye September 27, 2022

Tom Anderson

Tom Anderson a interesting man. Tom is a g most of the time bro is so unorganized. He runs Tom Anderson surf camp out of Monmouth Beach NJ. He always be hitting up the bars and stuff and blowing his money in Alantic City. Yea thats it i geuss good for him hes vibing

Tom Anderson Surf Camp

by Notchrisvon January 16, 2022

Earl anderson

Earl is the weirdest person ever and is a big swifty, he also is kinda mean and is a stalker.

Earl Anderson is weird.

by xjhcghsic January 21, 2022

Sierra Lynn Anderson

Sierra Lynn Anderson is the daughter of her excellent father Steven(Minor*)Anderson

Sierra Lynn Anderson is Minor's, daughter.

by Minor* May 14, 2022

Anderson

A human who lacks brain function and time management skills, typically at the cost of other people.

That stupid anderson still hasn’t updated my grade! He’s such a slowpoke.

by Wisduckson1 November 18, 2021