albert: “what do u say when u kill 3 disabled children”
taliah: “cripple kill”
albert: “darn u stole my joke”
a few seconds later
albert: “my joke is so funny” “hahahahaha”
taliah: “cripple kill”
albert: “darn u stole my joke”
a few seconds later
albert: “my joke is so funny” “hahahahaha”
by cookthekidz November 09, 2020
A really cute guy who cares about everyone else and seems to forget to care about himself sometimes. He is everything anyone wants and more, he tries to be happy for everybody else when he has his own problems. Idk wat id do without him. He is the most caring and trustworthy person in the world.
by stop_gethelp January 18, 2022
He may not text you whatsoever, but when he sees you in person he is very pleasant to be around, sometimes as a jokester
Albert is a really nice guy!
by bobmurry November 22, 2021
by xX_69_Tomat0_l0veR_69_Xx April 19, 2018
Albert is a unicorn. A wildly unpredictable glorious unicorn full of life, energy, and kawaii af. They can be your best friend, help guide you through the difficulties of living on this plane. On the other hand, will absolutely impale you with their rainbow horn and happily bath in your blood if you hurt them or their friends. Albert is and always will be loyal to a fault, have a major case of "disease to please", and loves to see their friends and associates thrive and grow.
by Sir Winston Puppypotamus November 23, 2021