Albert

The OG baby shrek who likes to work out daily. He’s aka Bräzen’s biggest fan.

Bruh, you should be like Albert

by SHOOTAH November 3, 2019

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Albert Lea, Minnesota

The worst fucking place on earth get me the fuck out of here

Me: Fucking ass there's nothing to do oh my god help kill me now Albert Lea, minnesota sucks ass

by penis and aids June 11, 2025

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albert

alright bet

bro: lets go
you:albert

by jajabeetz July 3, 2025

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Albert

Slang for the words “Alright Bet”

Thomas: “We are going to get ice cream later”
Me: “Albert” (Short for alright bet)

by alrp July 6, 2025

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Albert Style

Executing a task with a conflicting mix of meticulous perfection, excellence and sarcasm, often confusing and causes anxiety to newcomers. Rarely includes a drummer.

Hey bro, we're gonna do this shit Albert Style

Make sure you cats practice this song Albert Style

I think the reason I ended up in therapy was the fear of everything being Albert Style

by LJCSLANG July 24, 2025

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Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.

A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.

Her legs are more prolific than Albert Arkwright’s shop.

by ToBeConfirmed August 10, 2025

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