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King Von

The ultimate Von, the final destination of Vons, owner of all the Vons below, King Von bitches all the Vons, King Carson, Kendrick Lamar, female miguero, travis Scott etc. King Vons are 5’9 when standing, but 6’4 when walking due to a special technique in lengthening the bones while walking, called “the skinny alien physique”
I’m tired of king Von bitching me I ain’t takin that shit no more ima show him my tweak
by Dalolrx January 23, 2025
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Talon Von Bagan

Goes by many Names end of Days lord of Ragnarok harbinger of the apocalypse And his Favorite God of extinction He leads the fists of Ragnarok with an iron fist do not defy him or he’ll show no mercy He destroyed many universes before reaching ours many tried to oppose him but none had lived to tell the tale he’s a cold blooded killer he even likes giving everyone a slow and extremely painful death he hates life as well
Talon Von Bagan: all of you are Pathetic why waste your time fighting you’re only delaying the inevitable
by Gojira Octavio April 23, 2022
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Von Hollio

A term used to describe the "good" dick that is received from a guy that ultimately leads a girl to become attached and gain the title of a "bottom bitch".
Guy #1 : "Ever since I gave her the Von Hollio, she'll do anything for me. "

Guy #2: I know right, that's ya bottom bitch now.
by Mental_Enigma December 11, 2010
mugGet the Von Holliomug.

von the land shark

von the land shark if the reancarnation of king von as a land shark
by slickytv February 1, 2025
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by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025
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von

omg have u seen von
yeah bro he is smelly ewwww
by dazais2ndfavoritebandage July 15, 2022
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