Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.

doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.

by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023

Slim diggity

The best response to use when you should respond with ok, cool, or some other bland one-word phrase.

Them: "hey, just got you that piece of paper from the kitchen."

You: "Slim Diggity"

by Zooman009 December 25, 2020

Slim Bob Jillies

A way to describe something if it’s clean or looks good

“Yeah man, you rockin’ the slim bob jillies tonight.”
“Throw the slim bob jillies on tonight.”

by Rico Rambe August 3, 2021

Slim Jim

A dense, filling, and delicious shot of protein to get back into gear. Note - Do not get this if you can't control yourself as they are extremely delicious.

My work form home break time is the Slim Jim time.

by Dreakke December 2, 2021

Slimmed

When someone causes a major inconvenience for you due to their poor planning or forgetfulness.

Thanks for leaving that 32 oz can of beer in my freezer and forgetting about it you ass hole. It took me an hour to clean up. You really slimmed me!

by fibs September 14, 2021

Slim Joes

Slim Joes are boiled eggs that have been peeled, split into halves and fresh tomato and onion salad added in the middle to make an egg sandwich.

After partying the whole night we had some Slim Joes to take care of the munchies.

by Kunta Fonzie October 1, 2019

Gent slim

When a man that doesn't really have muscles looses weight for a special occasion.

aka..man diet

Rob's tryin to get Gent slim for his Bahamas trip.

Mikey looks like he lost weight. Yeah, he got gent slim for the wedding.

by abbreviationstation March 4, 2011