someone who with a social problem that hinders their ability to be smart to social issues. i.e. jokes, people, situations, games and everything else.
1. Hey, you dickhead, stop being retarded and learn to be a good person.
2. How's life when you're retarded? Got many friends?
2. How's life when you're retarded? Got many friends?
by ocptv August 01, 2008
Every person on the fucking urban dictionary. First of all, touch some fucking grass you degenerate.
by women> May 24, 2022
A person who has no meaning in life exept for standing around and collecting pokemon and yu-gi-oh cards. He ususlly has never had a girlfriend and if its a girl.....no boyfriend.
EX: DUDE I JUST GOT A NEW POKEMON CARD...SWEEET
me:go home and just die man.....just die
EX:IT'S OK.....I WANT TO GO PLAY SOME CARDS...
me: you really are a retard.....oh well
me:go home and just die man.....just die
EX:IT'S OK.....I WANT TO GO PLAY SOME CARDS...
me: you really are a retard.....oh well
by Eric102395 March 03, 2009
a person who has a disability
by Teddy Gomez January 15, 2008
David Beckham is retarded
LONDON: Superstar David Beckham, whose mental agility has been questioned before in the media, has said his six-year-old son's maths homework leaves him baffled.
The England captain and Real Madrid midfielder was forced to call on his wife Victoria, a former member of the Spice Girls pop group, to help their son Brooklyn with a school assignment because the footballer found the sums too difficult.
"Their homework is so hard these days," Beckham, 30, said in an interview with the Mail on Sunday.
"It's totally done differently to what I was teached when I was at school, and you know I was like 'Oh my God, I can't do this'."
Multi-millionaire Beckham, who has become regular tabloid fare because of his dress sense and hairstyles, said after failing in mathematics he offered to read a book with Brooklyn instead.
LONDON: Superstar David Beckham, whose mental agility has been questioned before in the media, has said his six-year-old son's maths homework leaves him baffled.
The England captain and Real Madrid midfielder was forced to call on his wife Victoria, a former member of the Spice Girls pop group, to help their son Brooklyn with a school assignment because the footballer found the sums too difficult.
"Their homework is so hard these days," Beckham, 30, said in an interview with the Mail on Sunday.
"It's totally done differently to what I was teached when I was at school, and you know I was like 'Oh my God, I can't do this'."
Multi-millionaire Beckham, who has become regular tabloid fare because of his dress sense and hairstyles, said after failing in mathematics he offered to read a book with Brooklyn instead.
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