Nolan Cleavlage

a fucking sped

Nolan Cleavlage says the word penis to get others attention

by imapeanut22 October 13, 2019

Nolan Hestor

A tall man with a wide asshole who can’t poop

“I have to poop so bad dude.”
“At least you’re not Nolan Hestor, he can’t poop at all.”

by The large Lebowski June 1, 2019

Nolan

people named Nolan are some of the most perfect people you could ever meet. they are an angel and people swear that they came from heaven because of how perfect they are. if you have a Nolan in your life then you’re really lucky because you will never find anyone else like them. they are one of the most perfect angels anybody could ever ask for. i love you <3

Person 1: “Nolan is so perfect!”
Person 2: “I know right they are an angel.”

by Nola :) August 31, 2021

Nolan

mad cute but also sucks ass at cooking

Nolan sucks at cooking

by TheRealFoodCritic March 28, 2024

Leo nolan

Ginger little hoodlum who enjoys a bit of McDonalds from time to time (all the time) he lives at carnbroe pitches and hates marc McDonald

Marc: anyone coming pitches?

Caelan: naw patch it leos nolans coming

Marc: yeah your right leo nolan will eat us

by Sean macaloneys mum July 1, 2025

nolan

hands down loves tennis, and vineyard vines

guy 1: bro nolan won his tennis match again

guy 2: psh easy, but did u see his caption
guy 3: yea it was banger, gave all of his credit to the whales

by ilikecantolope May 30, 2019

Nolan

Nolan is the kindest person ever and he cares a lot about others. He is handsome, kind, usually high, has great hair, and deserves the world. He is also a chick magnet, a cat person, and loves sitcoms/dramas. If you ever come across a Nolan in your life, never let go because he will change you in a way no one else has.

"Hey did you see Nolan over there, I heard he has all the ladies."
"Oh my god yeah Nolan is so hot!"

by boykisser110 November 18, 2021