The third and final AWACS in Ace Combat 7, after Sky eye and Bandog. He eats while working, and mostly talks about food. Even his icon is a burger, not a regular human head. Most of the time he is calm, talks about food and tells you about info. No wonder he is praised in the Ace Combat community as a God of food, and sometimes even modded into other AWACS.
He serves another purpose, a warning system... If he cant eat, you are fucked. He is either ANGRY AS FUCK or to busy to eat.
He serves another purpose, a warning system... If he cant eat, you are fucked. He is either ANGRY AS FUCK or to busy to eat.
Count probably -Long caster cant eat, we are Fucked.
Wiseman: What do you mean?
Long caster: Wiseman is edible.
Wiseman: WAIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Long caster: *kills wiseman and controls the alicorn*
(the Voyage of captain count)
Wiseman: What do you mean?
Long caster: Wiseman is edible.
Wiseman: WAIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Long caster: *kills wiseman and controls the alicorn*
(the Voyage of captain count)
by Bosnian artillery June 21, 2021
by long gooch January 29, 2018
A very looooonnngggg turd
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by DON'T KLICK ON ME! December 22, 2020
A synonym to the word epic fail. Can be used in such situations where one makes an utterly absurd remark, statement, or act of stupidity.
Longistic: "I can't believe they just called me to do a Quickdraw at Quakecon and I forgot to bring my ticket stub. I could have won $2,000."
Rest of World: "We can no longer call this an epic fail. It is now called Epic Long!"
Rest of World: "We can no longer call this an epic fail. It is now called Epic Long!"
by PweeZy, Mex, Mistakn2bjapnese September 07, 2008
by shortsapphire January 30, 2011