Kevin

The finest man in the world. With a big heart and wonderful soul the man of yo dreams

That's my my husband Kevin.

by highasfandykit May 28, 2020

Kevin

That one asshole that sits next to you in Comp Sci. You know, that guy.

"Stop being such a fucking Kevin."

by notkevinbutjonathan August 31, 2017

Kevin

1. A "Kevin" is an individual who is never wrong. If a"Kevin" is found to be mistaken about a piece of evidence, the evidence supporting this person's wrongness will found to be completely incorrect and fabricated.

2. Asshole.

Stupid person:

"You're using that word wrong. That's not the way Merriam-Webster defines that word."
Kevin:
"No, it's okay. I am never wrong. Call up Merriam-Webster, and tell them to change that shit."
Stupid person:
"You're an asshole."
Kevin:
"I know."

by Easy E 2019 December 11, 2019

Kevin

The total dumbass in school that doesn't know what he is doing he is depressed likes blondes and also doesn't finish things in time.

No one: he could be a Kevin

by ..23 November 1, 2019

Kevin

The cutest person alive.
He is also my classmate and drives a Rover 75, like Toretto drives a Dodge

Person 1: Who is he?
Person 2: Kevin

by trillmolnar October 29, 2019

Kevin

A plastic pigeon which appeared once in one direction's interview. The luckiest pigeon ever because it was kissed and held by Louis Tomlinson (poor kevin, he's missing)

person 1: why you take photo of a pigeon? That's seriously pointless

Person 2: SHUT THE FUCK UP I FOUND KEVIN

by lousugarddy October 4, 2017

Kevin

Kevin is a very handsome dude. He’ll make you fall in love. With his kind words. He will make you see things differently after talking to him. He is a very ghetto man. Maybe in a gang they say. Kevin doesn’t understand dumb people so. A Kevin can get really mad so watch out. Don’t get on his bad side. If you do don’t worry your secrets will be kept only with him.

Kevin is so loyal I think I’m in love

by Ifellinlovewithakevin June 24, 2020