vag in a can

A female that can only perform the "starfish" position (see: sex coma) during sex.

guy1: dude, have you slept with rachel?
guy2: yeah bro, but she was a vag in a can..
guy1: :/

by kiki & dankie January 8, 2012

open a can

open a can of WHOOP-ASS

If that man keeps messing with me, i’m gonna open a can

by yo mommas grandmama July 28, 2019

Choked the can

Plugged the toilet.

You choked the can again? Dude, you need to get more fiber in your diet.

by MikeInMKE November 16, 2013

Can Hand

The feeling you get when you are craving an ice-cold beer. Your hand starts to tremble and forms the shape of a claw, suitable for picking up a can. The only way to overcome these trembles is to fill the empty space between your thumb and fingers with a cold one.

Alex: Help! (hand starts shaking)
Justin: Oh god Alex has a severe case of can hand.
Doug: Quick get him a beer.
(Justin places beer in Alex's hand)
Alex: Thanks that was a close one.

by TeamOuEsAy March 16, 2010

can-rattler

A very noisy bowel movement. One that "rattles the can."

I took a poop just now, and it was a can-rattler, made the bathroom stool shake.

by lanmanrob November 16, 2010

sardine can

Colloquial term for a small fishing boat.

I bought a Lund for $5,000 last week to go bass fishing on lake Kalamaka. Great price even though it's just a simple, bare boned, sardine can, with not a lot of passenger accommodation. Your ass will hurt after 5 minutes of resting on the wooden bench.

by sillybritches May 24, 2014

Pringle Can

Slang Term for a large girthy penis, roughly the size of a Pringle can.

Trevor: Kevin has a Pringle can in his pants.
Chad: Yep, he's definitely swinging to his knees.

by Skank Bacon July 7, 2018