Can of Poop

When someone has a raunchy ass fart (preferably warm and must be odor filled), cups their hand over their ass, and catchs this bundle of joy. Your next move takes precise timing as you only have seconds to deliver this devastating smell by cupping your hand over the victims nose and/or mouth while stating "Can of Poop!"

My day was shattered when someone ahole decided to give me a Can of Poop.

by RedDragonBucket April 30, 2011

vag in a can

A female that can only perform the "starfish" position (see: sex coma) during sex.

guy1: dude, have you slept with rachel?
guy2: yeah bro, but she was a vag in a can..
guy1: :/

by kiki & dankie January 06, 2012

Jerry can

A 20 liter (5.3 gallon), handled can meant for transporting gas and other liquids, formerly constructed of pressed steel.

Jerry cans were developed in Germany in the 1930s and were widely used by American troops in WWII. Troops would Jerry-rig up to five of these cans to their vehicles, enabling them to carry gasoline, diesel fuel, kerosene, and/or water.

The term "Jerry" is a slang for the word "German".

"Don't drink out of the green Jerry can!!"

by languagequeer October 02, 2018

Two cans

An abundance of. Many. LOTS!

Robert - it smells like two cans
Mandy - two cans?
Robert - TWO CANS OF BOUNCE DAT ASS!

by Femme boy October 16, 2020

can koozie

fat on your stomach that is covering your 6 pack abs

that girl would have a rockin bod if it weren't or her can koozie

by can koozie queen August 24, 2012

can shooter

an excessively powerful gun that has no real hunting purpose is often justified by being called a can shooter.

"what in the world are you gonna use that m-4 with a hundred round drum for?"

"well it's a can shooter obviously!!"

"wtf?"

"Afri-cans, Mexi-cans, Puerto ri-cans!!"

"stupid racist mall ninja"

by g3 4 me May 08, 2010

'Dy of the can'

Referring to one of Linguini Bros' written down lyrics. This basically means "candy," the "'dy" stands for the "dy" part that comes after can, and the "can'" part comes before the dy part.

This makes it so that the next line will rhyme, as this phrase was made for rap.
'Dy of the can' = candy

W4VEFORM: I won't hop in your van, it's not that I don't want the 'dy of the 'can, it's just that I know you don't be makin' bands.
Person in the van (kidnapper): 'Dy of the can'? What the fuck is that?
W4VEFORM: candy...

by dictonaryboy May 10, 2023