Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI
Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI by denkifuro August 11, 2012
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pitch a bitch
Mildred pitched a bitch when she saw how "far" we had to walk to get to the car when we picked her pathetic fat ass up from the airport even though none of us wanted her to come visit us. We only wanted Jason to come visit us. We are glad that Mildred is no longer a part of our lives cuz she is the biggest fucking bitch any of us have ever met in our entire existences. She likes to start fights between either herself and relatives or relatives and other relatives, therefore alientating everyone around her. For more information about this bitch Mildred, please look up Mildred.
pitch a bitch by Princess Bitch August 10, 2004
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Lazy Ass, not for good, lying son of a bitch
A saying commonly used by guys wives, girlfriends, or just girls they know, clarifying they are no good and liars. Many men make this a true statement, although there are still some great guys left. It is now a very stereotypical statement towards all men.
Jessica: (On the phone with her friend Toby) Toby, Robby cheated on me for the third time this year.
Toby: Are you serious?
Jessica: Yes. I can't believe it. And after he promised me, crossing his heart, he would never do it again.
Toby: Hun, I told you this once, and I will tell you again. Robby is just a Lazy ass, not for good, lying son of a bitch!
Toby: Are you serious?
Jessica: Yes. I can't believe it. And after he promised me, crossing his heart, he would never do it again.
Toby: Hun, I told you this once, and I will tell you again. Robby is just a Lazy ass, not for good, lying son of a bitch!
Lazy Ass, not for good, lying son of a bitch by doremifasollatido August 31, 2010
Check a bitch
What an immature male does shortly before losing is girlfriend or wife. Sometimes, boys get out of line in their dealings with you (cursing at you, cheatin on you, spendin your money, etc) and think they can control you. When this happens and you try to tell them about it they will sometimes check that bitch, which means either verbally or physically assaulting a woman they allegedly care about. This behavior can often lead to boys never becoming men, continuing to live at home with their mommas and remaining virgins forever.
(How a boy will try to "Check a bitch" and the appropriate response)
Boy: Bitch you need to shut the fuck up. I don't know who you think you are but the man is talking right now and you don't ever speak to me like that ya hear?
Real Woman: Motherfucker, you need your punk ass the fuck up out of here and get a J-O-B, or don't be bothering to come back.
Boy: Bitch you need to shut the fuck up. I don't know who you think you are but the man is talking right now and you don't ever speak to me like that ya hear?
Real Woman: Motherfucker, you need your punk ass the fuck up out of here and get a J-O-B, or don't be bothering to come back.
Check a bitch by Fadiekay August 18, 2011
cut-a-bitch
a phrase that derives out of anger or frustration; more often than not used when on the rag (or gay male period, for that matter) all in all, you want everyone out of your way or off with their heads!
hey daria, i was late for work today, spilled hot coffee on myself, a dog peed on me and then someone cut me off on the highway! i'm so going to cut-a-bitch if anyone else bugs me while i'm having one-on-one time with my tivo!
cut-a-bitch by Writingman25 April 20, 2008